April 2012
11 posts
The Narrator
seinfelt:
Kramer starts compulsively narrating the minutiae of his own life to the others in elaborate detail. Jerry discovers he’s married to a woman he’s never even met, and every attempt he makes to get in touch with her is thwarted by the FBI. Elaine swears off sex after a recurring dream about famous ghosts taking up residence inside her vagina. When Kramer’s narration becomes too...
Thug Life: Lil' Gobbler →
gonorrheaflamepiss:
Back when I was in elementary school I had a nickname: Lil’ Gobbler.
I was a poor child, I couldn’t afford clothes, so I had to wear a discarded Turkey costume that my mother found in a dumpster behind the high school stadium. The head was missing, but we had the beak and wattle from it, so my…
I dated this kid once.
what?
am I on the air?
